You are old, father
William,” the young man said,
“And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head;
“And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head;
Do you think, at your
age, it is right?”
“In my youth,” father
William replied to his son,
“I feared it would injure the brain;
But now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.”
“I feared it would injure the brain;
But now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.”
“You are old,” said the
youth, “as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door
Pray, what is the reason
of that?”
“In my youth,” said the
sage, as he shook his grey locks,
“I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment ; one shilling the box;
“I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment ; one shilling the box;
Allow me to sell you a
couple.”
“You are old,” said the
youth, “and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak;
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak;
Pray, how did you manage
to do it?”
“In my youth,” said his
father, “I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife
And argued each case with my wife
And the muscular
strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.”"You are old,” said the youth; one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose;
Has lasted the rest of my life.”"You are old,” said the youth; one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose;
What made you so awfully
clever?”
“I have answered three
questions, and that is enough,”
Said his father; “don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!”
Said his father; “don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!”
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